2nd Post Cbt maplestory2 Patch Notes Please tell me its an April Fools joke

What can I say Nexon, you've outdone yourselves

The second set of post-CBT patch notes were released tonight...

All I have is one thing to say...This better be a joke Nexon

Lemme sum up the new features in the update:

Your character is required to excrete occasionally

Thieves can now break into other people's houses and steal their gear

Mushroom people are a playable class

You can customize more body shapes (doesn't sound so bad, but)

These directly modify the characters statistics. (It should be purely cosmetic)

There's a whole slot for underwear...damn in Korea

Raids have been introduced (parties larger than 10) however

They claim you'll need a Titan X graphics card (One of the best graphics cards out there)

A really OP book item

A direct ripoff of Dragonball

Abnormally long necks

The possibility of drowning in water...

I know this is most likely a joke to celebrate April Fools,

But this scares the crap outta me.

I've been looking forward to this game and I don't want it ruined

I don't want this game to become a list of chores before you can really play.

Please, PLEEEEASE let me know if Google Translate made an error,

That made up all of this ridiculous stuff.